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It's the glorious end-of-year extravaganza!

Nothing says Christmas like having a knife twisted in your guts

I can't do this any more. And I blame this muppet.

Putting the FUN into "FUck No, it's a festive ad roundup"

Fashion Secrets of Terminal Two

Dropping three Es at a festival and being bored to tears

Want to convince more readers? Write like mum.

Could your dull as ditchwater copy pass the Reverse Turing Test?

Four client handling tips from the most patient woman in the Western World

Do you really want to get your brand mixed up with toe-suckers and professional irritants?

The Don't Hang Up Challenge

Who's teaching this guff?

Churl, interrupted

If you've got imposter syndrome, you're doing it right

"Lanyards are still bollocks" - what I learned at Fix Fest

If anything, I'm just *too* good at writing copy

Be less Dave from Barnsley

Mickey Mouse is standing in the courtroom...

What's another word for free?

I spent £187.44 during a cost of living crisis just because of good copy

Well done. You've fucked it.

The one piece of feedback that'll sink your marketing in an instant

Slater's Menswear can shove their made-to-measure service up their inseam

Want to know the seven reasons businesses just favour cheese?

No Dave, you've definitely heard more than two Elton John songs

The longest sentence you'll read today - or your money back

Whether you're invading a continent, creating a masterpiece or writing copy, you've got to put the hours in

The inescapable tyranny of choice

Business secrets of the perennial failures

Even in paradise, one must learn from the sweating salmon-coloured he-beast

If you can't get people to love you, get them to hate you to the tune of thousands of dollars

Damnit Jim, I'm a copywriter, not a doctor

Wondering why your tone of voice doesn't work? It's because you're lying.

Despite what you've seen on Twitter, I am not the parent of an international footballer

The meaning of life can only be found in subterranean mass transit systems

The dullest man I've ever met isn't actually ex-England footballer Michael Owen

"Potato Passions" - nothing to do with unsavoury videos, simply savoury snacks

It's dead easy this work lark. You just do it perfectly.

One marketing truism guaranteed to send your copywriter into paroxyms of rage

What sort of criminal would put custard on a wild elk steak?

In a world of bucket-hatted gorillas, be more Lloyd

Do me a favour, will you?

Yeah yeah, another old git going on about Generation Zzzzzz

Psst! Here's 2 marketing secrets, and you'll only already know the second one

Can anything create genuinely bad copy as efficiently as a robot?

You write so beautifully, but you talk like a peasant

Remember 603 Copywriting?

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