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It's the glorious end-of-year extravaganza!
Nothing says Christmas like having a knife twisted in your guts
I can't do this any more. And I blame this muppet.
Putting the FUN into "FUck No, it's a festive ad roundup"
Fashion Secrets of Terminal Two
Dropping three Es at a festival and being bored to tears
Want to convince more readers? Write like mum.
Could your dull as ditchwater copy pass the Reverse Turing Test?
Four client handling tips from the most patient woman in the Western World
Do you really want to get your brand mixed up with toe-suckers and professional irritants?
If you've got imposter syndrome, you're doing it right
"Lanyards are still bollocks" - what I learned at Fix Fest
If anything, I'm just *too* good at writing copy
Mickey Mouse is standing in the courtroom...
I spent £187.44 during a cost of living crisis just because of good copy
The one piece of feedback that'll sink your marketing in an instant
Slater's Menswear can shove their made-to-measure service up their inseam
Want to know the seven reasons businesses just favour cheese?
No Dave, you've definitely heard more than two Elton John songs
The longest sentence you'll read today - or your money back
The inescapable tyranny of choice
Business secrets of the perennial failures
Even in paradise, one must learn from the sweating salmon-coloured he-beast
If you can't get people to love you, get them to hate you to the tune of thousands of dollars
Damnit Jim, I'm a copywriter, not a doctor
Wondering why your tone of voice doesn't work? It's because you're lying.
Despite what you've seen on Twitter, I am not the parent of an international footballer
The meaning of life can only be found in subterranean mass transit systems
The dullest man I've ever met isn't actually ex-England footballer Michael Owen
"Potato Passions" - nothing to do with unsavoury videos, simply savoury snacks
It's dead easy this work lark. You just do it perfectly.
One marketing truism guaranteed to send your copywriter into paroxyms of rage
What sort of criminal would put custard on a wild elk steak?
In a world of bucket-hatted gorillas, be more Lloyd
Yeah yeah, another old git going on about Generation Zzzzzz
Psst! Here's 2 marketing secrets, and you'll only already know the second one
Can anything create genuinely bad copy as efficiently as a robot?